Show some love with these heartwarmingly funny love quotes!

What started off as a mild argument quickly escalated to a straight-up yelling match between me and my husband the other day! It was another one of those days where I asked him to do something (probably pick up his socks) and he just forgot about it.

I spent the night at my friend’s place and contemplated taking the first flight back home in the morning. At about 3 in the morning, I received a message from my husband that read ‘I’m not good at expressing myself but I want you to know that you mean the world to me and losing you would mean losing a very important part of myself. Like losing a limb. I’m sorry’!

I could not help but laugh at his efforts, knowing how difficult it is for him to open up about his feelings! So, I thought what’s better than helping couples in love articulate their feelings and profess their love for each other in a not-so-shabby manner? 

Therefore, I put together a list of some of my all-time favourite hilarious love quotes hoping that they help bring people together!

P.S – Some of them have been copyrighted by my husband!

Here goes…

  • ‘If you lend me a kiss today, I promise to return it tomorrow’
  • ‘Until I met you, I thought the appropriate response to ‘I love you’ was ‘Which way is the bathroom?’
  • ‘I love you more than I love mutton biryani’
  • ‘Ever since I set my eyes on you, chocolate cake feels like an obliterated dream’
  • ‘You’re the reason I wake up smiling every day. I think my roommate thinks I’m weird’
  • ‘I promise you I am yours, honey, no refunds!’
  • ‘I hereby swear to always hold your hand, support your cause, share things with you that I find funny, and never yell at you when I’m hungry’
  • ‘Besides my cat, you are definitely my most favourite thing in the universe’
  • ‘I promise to always withhold the truth and apologise a lot so that I don’t hurt your feelings. I’m sorry’
  • ‘I love you so much I think I want to share my popcorn with you’
  • ‘Love is like a pleasurable mental illness’
  • ‘I think I’m falling for you, hey, blame gravity!’
  • ‘The most important but often unspoken words in any relationship – I will do the dishes
  • ‘I wish I had obeyed the traffic lights and not taken this road to loving you forever’
  • ‘Baby, we are like Vitamins. We supplement each other’s daily minimum requirements’
  • ‘Honey, you’re like bacon and beer – you make everything better!’
  • ‘I take an oath to always pause my video game when you’re calling’
  • ‘Love has made me cornier than a corn on the cob’
  • ‘I am glad to have finally found the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life’
  • ‘I want us to be like Romeo and Juliet..except for the dying, of course’
  • ‘You came into my life like a tornado, sweeping me off my feet and taking half my house’
  • ‘I love that I can be as silly as Forest Gump with you’
Wife hugging her husband
And suddenly, all the love songs were about you!

I believe loving each other unconditionally and more importantly, enabling yourself to express that love is so important to make a relationship work! While you may not be as articulate as John Keats or William Shakespeare, you can always shake things up with these funny love quotes. Sure worked like a charm on me!

Ever had an adorably corny pick-up line thrown at you that made you laugh uproariously? Let me know in the comments below.

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